Close Your Mouth, Doggie!

Ever craved a city-break, only to find work grinning, “Vacation? As if!”? We finally snag that elusive leave and go full throttle on our wanderlust. Some guzzle gas for road trips, basking in nature’s glory. Others opt for a beachy escape, maybe a Thai cabana or Bahamas bungalow.

Regardless of choice, jubilation’s in the air, possibly inciting mid-air jump shots, thanks to a trend from yesteryears. But this guy’s airborne photo-op? Far from a giggle fest! Judging by the dog’s ready-to-dine expression, the man’s unmentionables are on the menu. We can only pray there’s no detour to a hospital involved, else it’s bye-bye beach time and adios, crown jewels!