Awkward Selfies

So, you’re questioning self-respect? Hah! That’s so yesterday in our grand selfie chase. The lady deserves a trophy, a medal even, for displaying gymnastic caliber flexibility. Sadly, she’s just utilizing her superpower in this woeful spectacle!

Oh, we totally comprehend… The longing for that picture-perfect beach memory is strong, but come on, there must be a less embarrassing strategy. Perhaps if she wasn’t pulling off this ludicrous circus act in front of God and everybody, we’d show a smidgen more empathy!